That's What Happens When You Let Christians Cook

we're really talking about this problem of jell-o molds mayo-based salads casseroles Ohio, Indiana, Nebraska, Kansas bacon grease modern Thanksgiving traditions like tortilla chips divinity and sometimes the common misuse of to/too/two they're/there/their adapt/adept

we're really talking about protestants, and apostrophes because Italians can cook and they're Christian-Catholic.